It's a damn good thing I'm finally 21, because this weekend at the Lake (The Horny Toad to be exact) I got carded four times in one bar! Two of those times my ID was scanned and one of the bouncers scanning scanned my ID three times. Crap on a stick- I know I look young, but come on. I would have either been swimming home or escorted by a water cop had I tried my fake there in my pre-21 days. Oh the joys of legality. I already feel like a good samaritan after passing on my 21-year-old curly brown hair and distict smile to a 20-year-old head of curly brown hair and disturbingly identical distinct smile. She acted like I gave her my kidney when I passed it along to her. 'Twas cute.
Speaking of kidneys, I regretfully did not sign up to be an organ donor when I got my license renewed. I wanted to, but the DMV man suggested I check with my parents first, and the easily-persuaded me agreed. Let's just hope my organs stay working inside me until I officially register myself.
Speaking of the DMV - in Granite City, Ill., that is (had to cross the river into Illinois to renew my license) - all the street signs in that freakin' town are torn down! I had to drive around for quite a few minutes using my dog-like sense of perception to sniff out the DMV. Mapquest does not help if there are no signs.
Ha ha da xiao. Not.
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